{"product_id":"wtf-its-2027-a-lined-journal","title":"WTF ITS 2027- A lined journal","description":"Because sometimes \"WTF\" is the only reasonable response — and it deserves more than a text message. It deserves 120 lined pages and a cover that says exactly what you're thinking.\n\nWTF. IT'S 2027. is a funny lined writing journal for people who journal not because they're zen, but because their brain needs somewhere to put things. Use it for daily thoughts, rants, to-do lists that spiral, or just writing \"WTF\" over and over until it starts to feel cathartic.\n\nPerfect gift for:\n\n\t•\tAnyone still trying to process that it's somehow already 2027\n\t•\tThe friend who texts you \"WTF\" at least once a week\n\t•\tCoworkers, bosses, siblings, and anyone with a sense of humor about time passing too fast\n\t•\tNew Year's gift, birthday gift, Secret Santa, or just a \"you need this\" gift\n\nInside:\n\n\t•\t120 lined pages\n\t•\t6 × 9 inches\n\t•\tLightweight paperback — fits in a bag, sits on a desk, travels well\n\t•\tClean layout: wide-ruled lines, page numbers, nothing extra\n\nPart of The Absurd Humor Archive — a series of journals for people who feel things loudly and write them down quietly.","brand":"The Elysian Store","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":48074582491313,"sku":"8m5y5e","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0741\/9540\/2929\/files\/57n2vdn-front-shortedge-384.jpg?v=1792608479","url":"https:\/\/shop.nikitadatar.com\/products\/wtf-its-2027-a-lined-journal","provider":"The Elysian Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}